People/Dashade

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Dashade, or Dash (or, more often, Shade, even though he hates that), is a roleplaying game fanboy and novice Batman.

Yes, Batman. Not quite as good at swinging as Spiderman, but he does it with -style-

Usually in #Worms, but more often than not in #Venomheart on undavosari.hopto.org (yes, it is an IRC network).

• Information Known

Strongly dislikes giving pointless orders.
Always has an explosive nearby, if not on his person.
Firmly believes killing for political positions simply removes potentially useful pawns.

• Quotes from Dash

"I love it when I have to figure out the physics."
(Sadly and in pain with recharging Goblin Jumper Cables attached) "Aww. Don't do it..."
"The squeeky wheel get the KICK!"
"One of these days, I will engineer a line of crotchless mail armor."
"Stick with me and if anyone gets the bumrush without a kiss or reach around, yell for me."

• Quotes about Dash

"I didn't join him for his intellect..." Ivy
"Why did I ever give him that monkey..." Kashade
"You are an ass-HOLE." Unknown
"It's not good for you, man..." Unknown, after watching Dash electrocute himself for fun.

• Quotes WITH Dash

(After watching Dashade plummet off a cliff and survive.)
Kashade: "Are you alright? How did you keep your glasses on?!"
Dashade: "'Cause I get paid to do that. I am a professional."

• (With Kashade, during unknown circumstances in Desolace.)

Kashade: "Hold on."
Dashade: **On top of a Tauren** "Whaddaya mean hold on?! The Tauren's not gonna hold on..."

• Rumors

Has a pet monkey that no one's ever seen.
Loves blow guns and owns at least one.
Was once asked to put his pants on in someone's house.
Was once asked to put his pants on in someone's FRONT YARD.
Has denied a request to put his pants on, and in return, took damage from a beer bottle.

• Soundtrack

(Feel free to add to this list.)

Aerosmith - Livin' On The Edge
Akira Yamaoka - Silent Hill theme
Hoobastank - Did You?
Saliva - Spy Hunter
SR-71 - Let It Whip
Steadman - No Big Deal
Sting - Desert Rose
Talking Heads - Once In A Lifetime
The Cure - Burn
Train - Ordinary
Twilight Singers - Bonnie Brae
U2 - Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me
Wallflowers - Heroes
White Zombie - More Human Than Human (Meet Bambi In The King's Harem Mix)