Soundbanks/Geezer

Filename	Transcription	Notes
Amazing	Blimey, mate!
Boring	Give it a rest.
Brilliant	Well stone me.	Not completely sure about "stone".
Bummer	Oi! You mucking around, or what?
Bungee	Ooooh, me plates.	me = my; "plates" (of meat) is Cockney Rhyming Slang for "feet"
ByeBye	To the Queen – God bless her!
Collect	*click* Luh-ver-lee!	An exaggerated Cockney pronunciation of the word "Lovely."
ComeOnThen	Oi! You want some?
Coward	Oi! Come back here!
DragonPunch	'Ave that!	'ave = have
Drop	♩ ♫ Knees up Muvva Brown ♬ ♩	From the song Knees Up Mother Brown
Excellent	'Ave a go son!	'ave = have
Fatality	God rest his soul.
Fire	I warned ya!
FireBall	♩ ♫ Roll out the barrel ♬ ♩	From the song Beer Barrel Polka
FirstBlood	Spill my pint, will ya?
Flawless	I ain't seen nothing like it!
GoAway	Now, look here!
Grenade	♩ ♫ Any time you're Lambeth way ♬ ♩	From the song Lambeth Walk
Hello	Hello, guv.
Hurry	Come on!
IllGetYou	You'll get yours, mate.
Incoming	Hello, what's your game?
Jump1	oof
Jump2	Ooooooh...
JustYouWait	If I have to come over there!
Kamikaze	♩ ♫ 'Ave a banana! ♬ ♩	From the song Let's All Go Down the Strand; 'ave = have
Laugh	Hah! Luv a duck.	"Love a duck" is a shortening of "Lord love a duck", which is a mild and inoffensive expression of surprise.
LeaveMeAlone	Leave it out!
Missed	Oi! Watch it, mate!
Nooo	Lawks-a-lordy!	One of the only 5 versions of Nooo that doesn't have a sustained or fade-out ending.
OhDear	Cor blimey!
OiNutter	A right cock-up, and no mistake!
Ooff1	oof
Ooff2	Oof!
Ooff3	OOF!
Ow1	Ow!
Ow2	Ow.
Ow3	Ooh.
Oops	Oh, God.
Orders	All right guv, you're the boss.
Ouch	Hey!
Perfect	Sweet as a nut, mate.
Revenge	What a blinkin' carry-on.
RunAway	Time I was off.
Stupid	Get out of it.
TakeCover	Run for it, lads!
Traitor	Stitched up like a kipper.
Uh-oh	Uh oh.
Victory	♩ ♫ My old man said follow the van ♬ ♩	From the song Don't Dilly Dally on the Way
WatchThis	'Ave a butcher's at this.	"Butcher's" (hook) is Cockney rhyming slang for "look".
WhatThe	Eh?
YesSir	I'm on the case!	Said quite fast!
YoullRegretThat	Oh, that's just peachy.

Notes

This is a Cockney soundbank. The name "Geezer" refers to the term "Dodgy Geezer", which is a stereotypical term used to describe untrustworthy persons at London markets often selling stolen, forged or otherwise tainted merchandise. An example of an archetypal Dodgy Geezer is Del Boy, the lead character in the BBC sitcom Only Fools and Horses.

See also

• References to other media