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== The Beginning ==
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After spending a year playing WA offline because he didn't know he had to ''double''-click the yellow text to get into WormNET, the Run finally skulked into the Worms community sometime in 2001, and refused to go away for the best part of a decade.
  
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After spending a year playing WA offline because he didn't know he had to ''double''-click the yellow text to get into WormNET, the Run finally skulked into the Worms community sometime in 2001.
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In that time the Run has:
  
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Historians have marked this day as "a very bad day indeed, for all concerned"
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* Started a website to aggregate ideas for the game (now hosted on this wiki; see "Worms Unlimited")
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* Started a patronisingly simple tech support website for the game [http://www.nanacide.com/wahelp]
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== Typical Behaviour ==
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* Started a contest website for amusing shots [http://www.nanacide.com/worstshotever]
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* Invented numerous schemes, of which only ''Hysteria'' generated any degree of popularity
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The Run is a fascinating creature in his natural habitat (2 stage cavern), though he has recently been sighted in other areas.
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The Run has a rather annoying habit of obtaining Fruit of the Doom in Team17 matches, while eager opponents (and Parker) are stuck with no less than 3 handguns, 2 mortars, 3 moles, and enough girders to build a small unstable suspension bridge.
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On the rare chance that the Run is caught out and severly wounded, he will immediatly switch to "Operation Hide the Fuck Away".
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In 2006 the Run had a brief affair with Lady Luck, which goes some way to explaining his numerous supercluster aquisitions. They went their seperate ways soon after however, with Lady Luck stating things were "like a banana, only rounder". Many were quick to point to the Run's frequent fruit gathering in Team17 games and draw comparisons between the two events.
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== Accessories ==
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The Run has in his posession 6 large wooden spoons "all the better to stir-shit with".
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The Run is also never seen in any colour other than Red. Red Run backwards spells out Nurder, often mis-read as Murder. This could be a co-incidence, although it is highly unlikely as his full name is RunForYourLife.
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== Inventions ==
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In the beginning of 2007, the Run invented the scheme [[hysteria]], possibly out of frustration with being labeled as a fruit-hermit.
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== Death ==
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The Run's natural life cycle is due to end in 2013, possibly of a fruit related overdose. A prophecy fortells of a conversation ending in "If he gets another banana I'm going to shove it so far up his...". Unfortunately the ending to this piece has been lost in time (and possibly a fruit salad).
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Revision as of 12:04, 13 July 2009

(Up to People)

After spending a year playing WA offline because he didn't know he had to double-click the yellow text to get into WormNET, the Run finally skulked into the Worms community sometime in 2001, and refused to go away for the best part of a decade.

In that time the Run has:

  • Started a website to aggregate ideas for the game (now hosted on this wiki; see "Worms Unlimited")
  • Started a patronisingly simple tech support website for the game [1]
  • Started a contest website for amusing shots [2]
  • Invented numerous schemes, of which only Hysteria generated any degree of popularity
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