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* Pointing out that even when Run isn't in the lead, he's guaranteed to get a Scales of Justice and win the game
 
* Pointing out that even when Run isn't in the lead, he's guaranteed to get a Scales of Justice and win the game
 
* Moaning at anyone who doesn't do everything possible to attack Run
 
* Moaning at anyone who doesn't do everything possible to attack Run
* Threatening to lolocaust* them
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* Threatening to lolocaust<sup>1</sup> them
 
* Blaming them when Run wins
 
* Blaming them when Run wins
 
* Collecting crates instead of making any effort himself to attack Run
 
* Collecting crates instead of making any effort himself to attack Run
* Claiming the crates are too shit for him to do anything when anyone points this out
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* Claiming the crates are too shit for him to do anything to Run when anyone points this out
* Parkercausting - promising someone a lolocaust and then spectacularly failing to deliver one, blaming "crap crates"
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* Claiming the crates are too shit for him to carry out any of his promised lolocausts
  
 
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<sup>1</sup>victimising them exclusively in a future game
 
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:*victimising them exclusively in a future game
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Revision as of 17:43, 14 May 2008

Parker is an angry man who gets angry at Worms

Favourite strategies:

  • Pointing out that Run is in the lead
  • Trying to convince everyone to attack Run
  • Pointing out that even when Run isn't in the lead, he's guaranteed to get a Scales of Justice and win the game
  • Moaning at anyone who doesn't do everything possible to attack Run
  • Threatening to lolocaust1 them
  • Blaming them when Run wins
  • Collecting crates instead of making any effort himself to attack Run
  • Claiming the crates are too shit for him to do anything to Run when anyone points this out
  • Claiming the crates are too shit for him to carry out any of his promised lolocausts

1victimising them exclusively in a future game