People/Parker
From Worms Knowledge Base
Parker is an angry man who gets angry at Worms
Favourite strategies:
- Pointing out that Run is in the lead
- Trying to convince everyone to attack Run
- Pointing out that even when Run isn't in the lead, he's guaranteed to get a Scales of Justice and win the game
- Moaning at anyone who doesn't do everything possible to attack Run
- Threatening to lolocaust1 them
- Blaming them when Run wins
- Collecting crates instead of making any effort himself to attack Run
- Claiming the crates are too shit for him to do anything to Run when anyone points this out
- Claiming the crates are too shit for him to carry out any of his promised lolocausts
1victimising them exclusively in a future game
