People/Parker

Parker is an angry man who gets angry at Worms

Favourite strategies:

Pointing out that Run is in the lead
Trying to convince everyone to attack Run
Pointing out that even when Run isn't in the lead, he's guaranteed to get a Scales of Justice and win the game
Moaning at anyone who doesn't do everything possible to attack Run
Threatening to lolocaust* them
Blaming them when Run wins
Collecting crates instead of making any effort himself to attack Run
Claiming the crates are too shit for him to do anything when anyone points this out
Parkercausting - promising someone a lolocaust and then spectacularly failing to deliver one, blaming "crap crates"