People/Parker

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Parker is an angry man who gets angry at Worms

Favourite strategies:

  • Pointing out that Run is in the lead
  • Trying to convince everyone to attack Run
  • Pointing out that even when Run isn't in the lead, he's guaranteed to get a Scales of Justice and win the game
  • Moaning at anyone who doesn't do everything possible to attack Run
  • Threatening to lolocaust* them
  • Blaming them when Run wins
  • Collecting crates instead of making any effort himself to attack Run
  • Claiming the crates are too shit
  • Parkercausting - promising someone a lolocaust and then spectacularly failing to deliver one, blaming "crap crates"for him to do anything when anyone points this out


  • victimising them exclusively in a future game
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