People/Goaty

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GOATY IS A GOOD PLAYER:

I ONCE SEEN HIM DO THIS MOVE ON THE ROPEING SHOT, IT WENT ACROSS ISLAND AND OTHER SIDE.

IT WAS ONE OF MOST AMAZING THINGS I EVER SEEN.

THIS WAS IN YEAR 1998, WILLIAM CLINTON WAS PRESIDENT.

GOATY HAVE MUCH SEX LIKE CLINTON.

AGE: OVER 30 YEARS OLD!

SEX: MUCH

LANGUAGE: ANYTHING BUT PORTUGUESES AND GERMS.

THE LIFE OF GOATY: A STRUGGLE FOR INDEPENDENCE

BY GOATY.

GOATY BEGUN HIS WORMS CAREER LIKE MOST THING IN LIFE, GOATY JUMP INTO IT WITHOUT LOOKING. THIS IS ALSO HOW GOATY HAVE 5 CHILDRENS. GOATY JOIN CLAN CALLED "BAR" BAD ASS ROPERS. IT WAS THE BEST CLAN IN THE GAME. AT THE TIME. THEN GOATY CLAN HOP THAT WHEN FULLCIRCLE SAY NO GOATY, WE SHUTTING THIS SHIT DOWN. SO GOATY BE LIKE, OK THEN FOO. SO THEN GOATY JOIN CLAN CALLED "PROD" PRO ROPERS ON DRUGS. GOATY DID LOTS DRUGS BACK WHEN GOATY PLAY THIS WHY GOATY FIND HOME IN NICE PROD COMMUNITY. ONCE PROD PEOPLES NEVER LOG ON ANYMORE, GOATY FIND COOL GUY NAME NOVICANE, HE WAS LIKE, HI GOATY YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME INTHIS CLAN CALL "DWI" DRUNKEN WORMING INSOMNIACS. DWI TREAT GOATY REAL NICE, I LIKE MUCH, BUT THEN GOATY LEAVE, COME BACK AND FEEL SORRY THAT I LEFT SO I TOOK OFF TAG. THEN GOATY RECRUIT HIMSELF INTO SEVERAL OTHER CLANS. THIS INCLUDE: AC, TEA, NBR, SFX, AND EVEN A GUILD CALLED CKC. CHICKEN23 SAID OK GOATY, YOU CAN JOIN BUT I NEVER DID CLANS ANYMORE ANYWAYS. BETWEEN ALL THIS GOATY WAS TAPPING # ASSES PER WEEK, THATS MORE THAN %) ASSES A YEAR. THEY WERE ALL FAT CHICKS SO I GOT FAT CHICK HERPIES (THE WORST KIND). NOW GOATY NEVER PLAY ANYMOAR.

THE END.

I LOVE ALLS OF U.

-GOATY