People/Parker

Parker is an angry man who gets angry at Worms

Favourite strategies:

Pointing out that Run is in the lead
Trying to convince everyone to attack Run
Pointing out that even when Run isn't in the lead, he's guaranteed to get a Scales of Justice and win the game
Moaning at anyone who doesn't do everything possible to attack Run
Threatening to lolocaust* them
Blaming them when Run wins
Collecting crates instead of making any effort himself to attack Run
Claiming the crates are too shit
Parkercausting - promising someone a lolocaust and then spectacularly failing to deliver one, blaming "crap crates"for him to do anything when anyone points this out