User:DumbBongChow
From Worms Knowledge Base
DumbBongChow is a world class ugly Korean who's addicted to making and playing rubber schemes. His Korean name is pronounced "Dong Bo Cha", and many Koreans misunderstand this name as some sort of tea they never heard of. His worm teams consist of bunch of ugly group of worms who spout loads of hideous sounds which can potentially ear-bleed among people with sensitive ears. It is said that his team graveyards will make even the most vulgar group of people vomit senselessly. People often play with DBC with their eyes closed and speaker turned off due to these problems, giving DBC a colossally cheap advantage on winning games. He is obsessed on hosting RubberWorm games with his fake snooper bot account, "WkitRWormHoster". He used to play Worms Armageddon offline, and started to play Worms World Party for some time. Then this ugly Korean start playing Worms Armageddon again! (Not Good...? I THINK SO!!! >D)
Contents
More about this Worm Addict
- Valid RubberWorm addict who relentlessly wants everyone else to play it!
- Frequently updates this article due to his intense attention seeking compulsion!!
- Worships CYBERSHADOW!!!
- Will be willing to help other people create their rubber schemes. (HUL? WHY!)
- Certified multitasking lunatic. (Gets delirium out of this behavior at times.)
- Loves playing Worms Armageddon while binge eating. (Note: Eats five big meals per day!)
- Plays too many different kinds of schemes. (His wrecked up brain fries from this habit!)
- Does not like playing regular shopper game because he has ADHD! =O
- Lives in USA because he found everyone in Korea too intelligent for him to get along with.
- (Note: If you have thought picture at the right is the ugliest man in the world, think again as DBC easily outclasses this Asian in terms of ugliness!)
This Ugly Korean's Three Primary Worm Teams
- DumbBongWorms (Only group of worms that DBC can fit well into, in terms of appearance.)
- FatPikachus (A team created due to DBC being a hardcore Pokemon fan.)
- TeamCoco (DBC's Dream team)
- (Note: These teams all got custom flag and grave; Only DBW and FatPikachus got custom sound bank.)
His Wild Scheme Creations
- Neocombat (Original scheme inspired from kaos and intermediate.)
- Blitz Fort (Mass weapon firing sheep fort.)
- Gravity Warfare (HIS GRAVITY SCHEME IS OUT?!)
- JetPack Assault (No ruled Jetpack shopper with some extra tools to spice up a game.)
- DBC's Kaos (Quicker paced, less luck but less wilder version of Kaos.)
- WildWar (Near complete!)
- SheepCombat (In progress...)
- MassAttack [3 diff versions: reg, X, and DX] (No ruled shopper with many weapons and tools at start.)
- Rest of other rubber schemes that aren't very original and/or playable yet.
- (Note: DumbBongChow manically wants everyone to click his first four schemes!!!)
Schemes He Shamelessly Indulges In
- HIS OWN RUBBER SCHEMES! (WHAT THE HECK?)
- WxW, Fly, Pod, and Surf Shopper (regular and various rubberworm versions)
- NAiL's Wipeout and Fighter's Plop War Rubber Version
- Tower Race (regular and various rubberworm versions)
- Kaos
- Intermediate and Any Good Variation of This Scheme
- Any Other Good Rubberworm and Regular Schemes
His Luck Blessed Replays
W:A replay: An example of a SheepGlitch match with DumbBongChow, MEDVEDxEvilPunk, and IL`Gal`pH | |
Download · Info |
- 1st Replay: His game against MEDVEDxEvilPunk and IL`Gal`pH. CYBERSHADOW gave DumbBongChow a Super-sheep spawn hack which ultimately led DBC to victory.
- 2nd Replay: His fifth round game against igor`nc, and ``Sh-SV``. CYBERSHADOW gave DumbBongChow all the weapon he need to destroy his enemies, the RAMBO way. DBC's Kaos
- 3rd Replay: His first round game against UISxWaterMelon and DarkLord-V-. CYBERSHADOW convinced DarkLord-V- to team up with DumbBongChow to fight against demigod named UISxWaterMelon. Neocombat
- 4th Replay: His third round game against SiD`sW. CYBERSHADOW gave DumbBongChow a super spawn advantage to help him win this game. JetPack Assault
- 5th Replay: His game against UISxWaterMelon. CYBERSHADOW gave DumbBongChow Ritalin and steroids to help him cheaply win this game. Blitz Fort
- 6th Replay: His game against SiD and arcs. No surprised here; his luck is blessed by CYBERSHADOW... yet again! Gravity Warfare
- Note: Many of the replays are removed in this profile. These replays can be downloaded by clicking one of the linked scheme text and once the web browser is in another page, the replay box will be shown at upper right corner, allowing people to download it. The scheme file and description are also there in those links.
About this Profile
This article is written by DumbBongChow himself. He does not want anybody else to modify it. Any comments about my profile under REVIEW ME!!! section on http://worms2d.info/User_talk:DumbBongChow would be great! Also, more clear info about me is under that link. THZ a lot for checking out this profile! Also thank you very much if any of the people are hosting and spreading my Rubberworm schemes: Neocombat, Blitz Fort, Gravity Warfare, JetPack Assault, and DBC's Kaos! =D