Difference between revisions of "People/Parker"
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| − | Parker is an angry man who gets angry at Worms | + | Parker is an angry man who gets angry at Worms. |
'''Favourite strategies:''' | '''Favourite strategies:''' | ||
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* Claiming the crates are too shit for him to do anything to Run when anyone points this out | * Claiming the crates are too shit for him to do anything to Run when anyone points this out | ||
* Claiming the crates are too shit for him to carry out any of his promised lolocausts | * Claiming the crates are too shit for him to carry out any of his promised lolocausts | ||
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'''Being Wrong:''' | '''Being Wrong:''' | ||
| − | Parker is no stranger to being wrong - he does it all the time. Some scientists have suggested that he would be a worthy subject for study due to his apparent state of perpetual wrongness. However, there has only been one known occurance of him actually admitting to being wrong - it was a relatively small point, but still noteworthy due to the fact that known history contains no other events of this kind. The statement came shortly after a claim that Cleveland, Ohio is landlocked | + | Parker is no stranger to being wrong - he does it all the time. Some scientists have suggested that he would be a worthy subject for study due to his apparent state of perpetual wrongness. However, there has only been one known occurance of him actually admitting to being wrong - it was a relatively small point, but still noteworthy due to the fact that known history contains no other events of this kind. |
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| + | The statement came shortly after a claim that the city of Cleveland, Ohio is landlocked. Once Parker had made the discovery that this was incorrect, he uttered the following admission: | ||
"oh i'd be wrong" | "oh i'd be wrong" | ||
<sup>1</sup>victimising them exclusively in a future game | <sup>1</sup>victimising them exclusively in a future game | ||
Revision as of 16:40, 7 October 2008
(Up to People)
Parker is an angry man who gets angry at Worms.
Favourite strategies:
- Pointing out that Run is in the lead
- Trying to convince everyone to attack Run
- Pointing out that even when Run isn't in the lead, he's guaranteed to get a Scales of Justice and win the game
- Moaning at anyone who doesn't do everything possible to attack Run
- Threatening to lolocaust1 them
- Blaming them when Run wins
- Collecting crates instead of making any effort himself to attack Run
- Claiming the crates are too shit for him to do anything to Run when anyone points this out
- Claiming the crates are too shit for him to carry out any of his promised lolocausts
Being Wrong:
Parker is no stranger to being wrong - he does it all the time. Some scientists have suggested that he would be a worthy subject for study due to his apparent state of perpetual wrongness. However, there has only been one known occurance of him actually admitting to being wrong - it was a relatively small point, but still noteworthy due to the fact that known history contains no other events of this kind.
The statement came shortly after a claim that the city of Cleveland, Ohio is landlocked. Once Parker had made the discovery that this was incorrect, he uttered the following admission: "oh i'd be wrong"
1victimising them exclusively in a future game
