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Parker is an angry man who gets angry at Worms

Favourite strategies:

Pointing out that Run is in the lead
Trying to convince everyone to attack Run
Pointing out that even when Run isn't in the lead, he's guaranteed to get a Scales of Justice and win the game
Moaning at anyone who doesn't do everything possible to attack Run
Threatening to lolocaust¹ them
Blaming them when Run wins
Collecting crates instead of making any effort himself to attack Run
Claiming the crates are too shit for him to do anything to Run when anyone points this out
Claiming the crates are too shit for him to carry out any of his promised lolocausts

¹victimising them exclusively in a future game

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