Difference between revisions of "People/Parker"
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* Pointing out that even when Run isn't in the lead, he's guaranteed to get a Scales of Justice and win the game | * Pointing out that even when Run isn't in the lead, he's guaranteed to get a Scales of Justice and win the game | ||
* Moaning at anyone who doesn't do everything possible to attack Run | * Moaning at anyone who doesn't do everything possible to attack Run | ||
| − | * Threatening to lolocaust | + | * Threatening to lolocaust<sup>1</sup> them |
* Blaming them when Run wins | * Blaming them when Run wins | ||
* Collecting crates instead of making any effort himself to attack Run | * Collecting crates instead of making any effort himself to attack Run | ||
| − | * Claiming the crates are too shit for him to do anything when anyone points this out | + | * Claiming the crates are too shit for him to do anything to Run when anyone points this out |
| − | * | + | * Claiming the crates are too shit for him to carry out any of his promised lolocausts |
| − | + | <sup>1</sup>victimising them exclusively in a future game | |
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Revision as of 17:43, 14 May 2008
Parker is an angry man who gets angry at Worms
Favourite strategies:
- Pointing out that Run is in the lead
- Trying to convince everyone to attack Run
- Pointing out that even when Run isn't in the lead, he's guaranteed to get a Scales of Justice and win the game
- Moaning at anyone who doesn't do everything possible to attack Run
- Threatening to lolocaust1 them
- Blaming them when Run wins
- Collecting crates instead of making any effort himself to attack Run
- Claiming the crates are too shit for him to do anything to Run when anyone points this out
- Claiming the crates are too shit for him to carry out any of his promised lolocausts
1victimising them exclusively in a future game
