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| + | Parker is an angry man who gets angry at Worms. | ||
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* Pointing out that even when Run isn't in the lead, he's guaranteed to get a Scales of Justice and win the game | * Pointing out that even when Run isn't in the lead, he's guaranteed to get a Scales of Justice and win the game | ||
* Moaning at anyone who doesn't do everything possible to attack Run | * Moaning at anyone who doesn't do everything possible to attack Run | ||
| − | * Threatening to lolocaust | + | * Threatening to lolocaust<sup>1</sup> them |
* Blaming them when Run wins | * Blaming them when Run wins | ||
* Collecting crates instead of making any effort himself to attack Run | * Collecting crates instead of making any effort himself to attack Run | ||
| − | * Claiming the crates are too shit | + | * Claiming the crates are too shit for him to do anything to Run when anyone points this out |
| − | + | * Claiming the crates are too shit for him to carry out any of his promised lolocausts | |
| + | <sup>1</sup>victimising them exclusively in a future game | ||
| + | '''Being Wrong:''' | ||
| − | + | Parker is no stranger to being wrong - he does it all the time. Some scientists have suggested that he would be a worthy subject for study due to his apparent state of perpetual wrongness. However, there has only been one known occurance of him actually admitting to being wrong - it was a relatively small point, but still noteworthy due to the fact that known history contains no other events of this kind. | |
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| + | The statement came shortly after a claim that the city of Cleveland, Ohio is landlocked. Once Parker had made the discovery that this was incorrect, he uttered the following admission: | ||
| + | "oh i'd be wrong" | ||
Latest revision as of 16:52, 29 November 2008
(Up to People)
Parker is an angry man who gets angry at Worms.
Favourite strategies:
- Pointing out that Run is in the lead
- Trying to convince everyone to attack Run
- Pointing out that even when Run isn't in the lead, he's guaranteed to get a Scales of Justice and win the game
- Moaning at anyone who doesn't do everything possible to attack Run
- Threatening to lolocaust1 them
- Blaming them when Run wins
- Collecting crates instead of making any effort himself to attack Run
- Claiming the crates are too shit for him to do anything to Run when anyone points this out
- Claiming the crates are too shit for him to carry out any of his promised lolocausts
1victimising them exclusively in a future game
Being Wrong:
Parker is no stranger to being wrong - he does it all the time. Some scientists have suggested that he would be a worthy subject for study due to his apparent state of perpetual wrongness. However, there has only been one known occurance of him actually admitting to being wrong - it was a relatively small point, but still noteworthy due to the fact that known history contains no other events of this kind.
The statement came shortly after a claim that the city of Cleveland, Ohio is landlocked. Once Parker had made the discovery that this was incorrect, he uttered the following admission: "oh i'd be wrong"
